Thanksgiving Smiles
Posted by Sage McGreen on November 23, 2009 | 1 Comment
Nope, I’m not going to tell you how to prepare your turkey or share any recipes. If you haven’t planned your Thanksgiving menu by now, you’re SOL. That is probably your plan. If you wait until the last minute, you can go out to eat. I know this because I’ve done it before.
I’m here for comic relief. I’ve got corny jokes to share so you can smile while you prepare Thanksgiving dinner.
What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The tur-KEY.
Why do turkeys go “gobble, gobble”?
Because they haven’t learned good table manners.
What do turkeys like to eat on Thanksgiving?
Nothing, they’re already stuffed.
Why did the turkey eat his meal so quickly?
Because he was a gobbler.
How do you make a turkey float?
Get two scoops of ice cream, add some rootbeer and a turkey.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Lots of drumsticks for Thanksgiving dinner.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
